Thursday, August 20, 2009

"Most Pathetic Major League Baseball Team of 2008" award goes to...

...the New York Yankees. (lol...wut?)

Even the most unsavvy person in the ways of all things baseball will understand the following, so stay with me here. Every major league team has a payroll, which is the money they use to pay their players. However, some teams get WAY more money than others. To see just how different they are, let's take a look at the lowest and highest payrolls from the 2008 season:

#1) New York Yankees $209,081,579
#2) Detroit Tigers $138,685,197
... ...
#29) Tampa Bay Rays $43,820,598
#30) Florida Marlins $21,836,500

As you can see, the gap between the Yankees and Marlins is utterly ridiculous. With all of that money, the Yankees should be going to the play-offs every year without fail. There's no excuse for them to do anything less. Which brings me to the point of this thread.

Last year, they failed.

A 3rd place finish in the American League East meant that the New York Yankees became an example of one of the worst cost/success ratios in the history of professional sports. A team with less than a fourth of their payroll, the Tampa Bay Rays, was able to finish 1st in the toughest division in all of baseball. To break it down further, let's take a look at what else $200 million can buy...

With the '08 Yankees payroll, the '08 Tampa Bay Rays organization could have:

A) constructed a life-size replica of the S.S. Titanic
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B) paid for Barack Obama's preposterously expensive $150 million inauguration ceremony
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C) produced the original Star Wars trilogy three times
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D) purchased two Boeing 787 Dreamliners

...and still have enough money to pay all their players and beat the Yankees to the division title!  
I'm sorry, but that is just pathetic.

-Chris

I figured an introductory post was in order, so here we go... welcome to the first ever posting of the Clank Tank, a conglomeration of thoughts from Blake Deibel and Chris Sell. Indeed, there's much to talk about, so enough messing around. Next post.

Chris